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The return of the vikings.

  • Jul. 21st, 2006 at 9:11 AM
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On front line of global warming threat, Greenland sees a bright side

More than 80 percent of Greenland is covered in ice. Temperatures in the south regularly drop to 22 degrees below zero during the long, dark winters when the sun shines for as little as five hours a day. Intermittent frosts during the four-month growing season make it difficult for anything to thrive.

Even small increases in temperature can make a big difference in the quality of life for many Greenlanders who scrabble out a living at the whims of the weather. Freezing temperatures are the biggest factor limiting plant growth in Greenland. If the average temperature warms just a degree or two, the number of freezing nights is reduced. Higher temperatures produce stronger, healthier plants and provide farmers larger crop yields.

Already, the temperature rise in Greenland has extended the growing season by two weeks since the 1970s — no small matter since those two weeks come during the spring and summer when the sun shines for as long as 20 hours a day in southern Greenland. Warmer days allow farmers to take better advantage of the extended sunlight, which gives plants more energy and a better chance to survive and thrive. If temperatures rose enough to allow the growing season to begin in late April, rather than mid-May, Greenlandic farmers might be able to grow fruit, including strawberries or apples.

Improved crop production could help wean Greenland from its heavy dependence on expensive, imported produce: Greenlanders pay about $3.50 for a cucumber at a local grocery store, $5 for a head of lettuce and $7.50 for a pound of carrots. Since 1980, Greenland has seen farmland devoted to growing crops increase to about 2,500 acres from 620 acres.

What does this have to do with vikings? Well, between 800-1200 we had a warm spell...

For Greenlanders, adapting to the effects of climate change is nothing new. Oxygen isotope samples taken from Greenland’s ice core reveal that temperatures around 1100, during the height of the Norse farming colonies, were similar to those prevailing today. The higher temperatures were part of a warming trend that lasted until the 14th century.

Near the end of the 14th century, the Norse vanished from Greenland. While researchers don’t know for sure, many believe an increasingly cold climate made eking out a living here all but impossible as grasses and trees declined. Farming faded away from the 17th century to the 19th century, a period known as the Little Ice Age. Farming didn’t return to Greenland in force until the early 1900s, when Inuit farmers began re-learning Norse techniques and applying them to modern conditions. A sharp cooling trend from around 1950 to 1975 stalled the agricultural expansion.

That's also the period of the Norse expansion. They ruled big hunks of England and France. Although the Danes were eventually pushed out of Britain, by that time they had interbred with the people of both countries, so when the Normans came back, they were carrying Viking blood as well.

If genealogical information from Middle Ages is true, Rollo is a direct ancestor of William the Conqueror. Through William, he is a direct ancestor and predecessor of the present-day British royal family, including Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

The Nordic folks are the Mongols of the west, and it's only glaciers that can keep them down. Mark my words, if the ice caps melt and the ocean rises, there will be longboats in the canals of Manhattan.

Save us, Al Gore! Save us from the Viking menace!

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[info]thechuck_2112 wrote:
Jul. 21st, 2006 04:30 pm (UTC)
My Danish friend at the law school is making plans for world domination as we speak.

Of course, his plans for world domination mainly consist of legalizing marijuana, but he has plans nonetheless.
[info]kimatha wrote:
Jul. 21st, 2006 04:43 pm (UTC)
Damn straight.
[info]btripp wrote:
Jul. 21st, 2006 04:50 pm (UTC)
"I come from the land of ice and snow ..."
"The Nordic folks are the Mongols of the west, and it's only glaciers that can keep them down. Mark my words, if the ice caps melt and the ocean rises, there will be longboats in the canals of Manhattan."

And this is a problem, how?

Frankly, I could think of few other things that would "cure what ails us" than a Nordic "New World Order"!

heh ...


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[info]m_fallenangel wrote:
Jul. 21st, 2006 05:21 pm (UTC)
So Grendel was actually Manbearpig? Shit. Suddenly Beowulf just became culturally relevant again.
[info]rjlippincott wrote:
Jul. 21st, 2006 05:42 pm (UTC)
The Nordic folks are the Mongols of the west, and it's only glaciers that can keep them down. Mark my words, if the ice caps melt and the ocean rises, there will be longboats in the canals of Manhattan.

My clever plan at that point is to change my name to that of my maternal grandmother (Lundgren). I figure the Swedish ancestry will probably be good enough to make me a minor bureaucrat somewhere in the system, after the Viking victory.
[info]m_fallenangel wrote:
Jul. 21st, 2006 06:05 pm (UTC)
Brillllllllllllllllliant.
[info]m_fallenangel wrote:
Jul. 21st, 2006 06:05 pm (UTC)
When the fresh hell did Manhattan get canals? Rivers and estuaries, sure, but I haven't seen many gondolas on my visits there.
[info]ernunnos wrote:
Jul. 21st, 2006 06:06 pm (UTC)
After the oceans rise...
[info]m_fallenangel wrote:
Jul. 21st, 2006 06:17 pm (UTC)
Oh. Okay. Right. Carry on.
[info]john_of_arabia wrote:
Jul. 21st, 2006 06:32 pm (UTC)
Does that mean that this Irishman gets to build a Castle & fortifications at West Point?
[info]boffo wrote:
Jul. 22nd, 2006 06:01 am (UTC)
At Comic-Con, they previewed a movie called Pathfinder, about a Viking boy who's left behind during a raid, raised by Indians (Casino, not Slurpee), and then defends his adopted tribe from Viking invaders.

It looks very generic.
[info]ernunnos wrote:
Jan. 11th, 2007 04:06 pm (UTC)

Isn't this the plot of the new James Cameron movie? (Was just looking at this post again in reference to another discussion.)

[info]boffo wrote:
Jan. 11th, 2007 05:20 pm (UTC)
That's kind of like saying Wizard of Oz and The Terminator both have the same plot, because they're both about a bad guy chasing someone.
[info]ernunnos wrote:
Jan. 11th, 2007 05:39 pm (UTC)
A lot more specific than that. The child going native and turning on his own is one of the classic tales. It's a stock in Westerns, most recently Dances With Wolves. At least as specific as the son of the king disowned by the king's brother (Hamlet, The Lion King) or the young man of privilege falling for the wanton (La Traviata, Pretty Woman) or lovers on opposite sides of a tribal feud (Romeo & Juliet, West Side Story). Granted, James Cameron will doubtlessly execute it beautifully, but he's not breaking much new ground on this one.

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